[15:02] <@   criswell> | Ubuntu is like a friend that seems really nice at first,
     always helping you out and being cool...
     But slowly, over time, you start observing quirks about them...
     Then, one day, in a back alley somewhere, they turn around on you,
     stick a knife between your ribs,
     and ask you if you'd like to see God, "'Cuz you're looking at him!"