Conversation with #tfug at 2005-03-14 08:56:58 on criswell@irc.freenode.net (irc)

(08:57:02) The topic for #tfug is: Welcome to TFUG (Tucson Free Unix Group)! || http://www.tfug.org
(11:02:27) criswell: Don Vito Corleone has the Hershey Squirts in my building's men's room....
(11:02:53) criswell: it smells of rank olive oil, and he's in the stall grunting and wheezing and saying "Mama mia!"