#fgij, where else can you have conversations where discussions of long hair evolve into an aristocrat joke...

2007-12-21 12:17.39 <@   schultmc> | last time I had long hair it got torched - doubt you can donate burnt hair :)
2007-12-21 12:17.46 <@   schultmc> | I doubt it was 12 inches anyway :)
2007-12-21 12:19.18 <@   schultmc> | http://gallery.michaelandkrissy.com/v/FamilyPhotos/cousins.jpg.html was about
                                     a month before the accident :)
2007-12-21 12:19.50 <@  superbenk> | schultmc: HIPPY!
2007-12-21 12:20.09 <@   schultmc> | superbenk: heh
2007-12-21 12:20.12 <      bbaker> | i think i see a doob in his hand
2007-12-21 12:20.37 <@  superbenk> | bbaker: what concerns me is that you can't see his hand behind his sister
2007-12-21 12:20.38 <@Lancer_Koal> | schultmc: hah!
2007-12-21 12:20.45 <@   schultmc> | hah
2007-12-21 12:21.07 <      bbaker> | superbenk: I found that as hawt
2007-12-21 12:21.17 <@  superbenk> | bbaker: maybe she did too
2007-12-21 12:21.22 <      bbaker> | heh
2007-12-21 12:25.49 <@   criswell> | why is there a hairy schultmc with Justin Bateman?
2007-12-21 12:26.05 <@   schultmc> | hah
2007-12-21 12:26.12 <   schultmc> | criswell: Jason
2007-12-21 12:26.17 <@   schultmc> | Jason and Justine Bateman
2007-12-21 12:26.26 <@   criswell> | hah and schultmc is next to his hawt sister
2007-12-21 12:26.31 <@   criswell> | ,giggidy
2007-12-21 12:26.32 <     quahog> | criswell: Giggidy, Giggidy, gig-gi-dy
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2007-12-21 12:33.16 <       tabke> | Things I Hate #301: crunchy toilet paper
2007-12-21 12:33.22 <@   schultmc> | eww
2007-12-21 12:33.35 <@   criswell> | What. The. Fuck.
2007-12-21 12:33.38 <@   schultmc> | even industrial toilet paper isn't crunchy
2007-12-21 12:33.44 <       tabke> | lol
2007-12-21 12:34.06 <       tabke> | my toilet paper roll is right next to the shower and right above the heater vent
2007-12-21 12:34.19 <       tabke> | so it gets wet when i shower, but is dry by the next time i use it
2007-12-21 12:34.24 <       tabke> | so it gets all crunchy
2007-12-21 12:34.32 <@   criswell> | yuck
2007-12-21 12:34.34 <@   criswell> | TMI
2007-12-21 12:34.40 <@   schultmc> | why isn't your shower closed?
2007-12-21 12:34.46 <       tabke> | it is
2007-12-21 12:34.51 <@   schultmc> | stop spraying water all over the bathroom :)
2007-12-21 12:35.03 <       tabke> | the doors are too low in my apparentment complex
2007-12-21 12:35.08 <@  superbenk> | just be happy it's water he's spraying
2007-12-21 12:35.09 <       tabke> | so water splashes over
2007-12-21 12:35.12 <       tabke> | lol
2007-12-21 12:35.20 <@  superbenk> | or is it?
2007-12-21 12:35.35 <@   criswell> | apparentment?
2007-12-21 12:35.49 <@   criswell> | damned parents in your appartment!
2007-12-21 12:35.54 <       tabke> | bah
2007-12-21 12:50.57 <@Lancer_Koal> | ya, I'm gonna go ahead and second the What. The. Fuck.
2007-12-21 12:51.49 <      bbaker> | oh....when I stopped for coffee this morning there was a car outside that had some
                                     kind of liquid quirting out from around the headlight.....something not right there
2007-12-21 12:52.11 <@  superbenk> | quirting, huh?
2007-12-21 12:52.19 <      bbaker> | heh
2007-12-21 12:52.24 <@   criswell> | quirting apparentments
2007-12-21 12:52.25 <      bbaker> | Squirting too!
2007-12-21 12:52.43 <@   criswell> | and Jason Bateman
2007-12-21 12:52.45 <@  superbenk> | quirting can be fun sometimes
2007-12-21 12:52.52 <@  superbenk> | not with apparentments though
2007-12-21 12:53.11 <      bbaker> | quirting Jason Bateman's apparentment
2007-12-21 12:53.19 <@  superbenk> | that's just wrong!
2007-12-21 12:53.46 <      bbaker> | it simply has to happen...it's natural
2007-12-21 12:54.10 <@  superbenk> | to is diarrhea, but it doesn't make it any more pleasant
2007-12-21 12:54.35 <@   criswell> | to is diarrhea?
2007-12-21 12:54.45 <      bbaker> | heh!
2007-12-21 12:54.52 <@   criswell> | to is diarrhea! quirting Jason Bateman's apparentment
2007-12-21 12:54.59 <@  superbenk> | doh!
2007-12-21 12:55.17 <@  superbenk> | at least I spell-checked diarrhea :)
2007-12-21 12:55.19 <@   criswell> | we just need that guy who read the "babby" thing to read this now
2007-12-21 12:55.35 <      bbaker> | to is diarrhea! quirting Jason Bateman's crunchy toilet paper apparentment
2007-12-21 12:56.17 <      bbaker> | to is diarrhea or not to is diarrhea
2007-12-21 12:56.18 <@  superbenk> | heh
2007-12-21 12:56.49 <@  superbenk> | I'd rather to is diarrhea Justine Bateman than Jason Bateman
2007-12-21 12:57.12 <@  superbenk> | sometimes I quirt her
2007-12-21 12:57.16 <@   criswell> | great, now we're talking scat porn
2007-12-21 12:57.40 <      bbaker> | this is now bringing us back to tubgirl
2007-12-21 12:57.41 <@  superbenk> | 1 Ben 1 Justine 1 Cup
2007-12-21 12:57.46 <@   criswell> | hahahaha
2007-12-21 12:57.57 <@  superbenk> | ok, 1 Bucket
2007-12-21 12:58.18 <@   criswell> | 2 buckets... you don't want to short change Justine...
2007-12-21 12:58.30 <@  superbenk> | this is true
2007-12-21 12:59.19 <@  superbenk> | I'm not sure where that leaves us, but I'm betting we'll need a clean up crew
2007-12-21 13:00.35 <@   criswell> | that's where Jason comes in
2007-12-21 13:02.25 <@   schultmc> | hah
2007-12-21 13:02.27 <      bbaker> | sloppy seconds
2007-12-21 13:02.46 <@   criswell> | "The aristocrats!"
2007-12-21 13:02.53 <@   schultmc> | hah
2007-12-21 13:03.01 <      bbaker> | heh
2007-12-21 13:03.19 <@   schultmc> | so a fat guy and Justine Batement go into a talent agent's office...
2007-12-21 13:03.29 <@   criswell> | hahhahaha
2007-12-21 13:03.34 <@   schultmc> | gah
2007-12-21 13:03.37 <@   schultmc> | dammit