13:58 <@  superbenk> | BAH!  beach day has been cancelled
13:58 <@  superbenk> | lame
13:58 <@  superbenk> | stupid weather
14:01 <@   criswell> | lame
14:01 <@   criswell> | wtf is beach day?
14:01 <@  superbenk> | spending the day at the beach
14:01 <@  superbenk> | duh
14:02 <@   criswell> | what are you 12? what grown man calls spending the day at the beach "beach day"?
14:02 <@  superbenk> | what would prefer I call it?
14:02 <@   criswell> | why does it need a special name?
14:03 <@  superbenk> | ok, BAH! it's been cancelled
14:03 <@Lancer_Koal> | because superbenk is taking kids
14:03 <@  superbenk> | better?
14:03 <@   criswell> | ooh tomorrow i'm gonna spend all day flying! i'm gonna have an Airplane Day!
14:03 <@  superbenk> | what else would you call it?
14:03 <@   criswell> | a trip to the beach?
14:04 <@   criswell> | "my trip to the beach has been cancelled, drat!"
14:04 <@  superbenk> | bummer, my Atlantic coastal excursion has been postponed due to inclimate weather variations :P
14:04 <@   criswell> | there... was that so hard?
14:05 <@  superbenk> | beach day wasn't hard in the first place :P
14:05 <@Lancer_Koal> | I still call the days where I wind up wearing an old t-shirt and some pants that don't really fit anymore 'laundry day', is that ok?
14:05 <@   criswell> | i call those days "everyday"
14:05 <@  superbenk> | wtf is the big deal?
14:06 <@   criswell> | there is no big deal... i'm just harrassing you
14:06 <@  superbenk> | well, stop
14:06 <@  superbenk> | I'm sensitive


11:05 <@  superbenk> | BAH!
11:05 <@  superbenk> | lets go to the beach
11:06              * | criswell slaps superbenk
11:06 <@   criswell> | omg a beach day!
11:06 <@   criswell> | omg omg omg OMG!
11:06 <@  superbenk> | BAH!
11:06              * | criswell dances around like a little girl
11:06 <@  superbenk> | wtf is your problem bitch?
11:06              * | superbenk nut-kicks criswell
11:07 <@   criswell> | okay, so would a "nut-kick" be where you somehow kick me with your nuts, or would it be where you kicked me in *my* nuts with your foot? Or maybe 
some stranger?
11:07 <@  superbenk> | use your imagination
11:08 <@  superbenk> | it's not gay if the balls don't touch
11:08 <@   criswell> | I'd prefer your nuts kicking my nuts
11:08 <@   criswell> | I'd prefer it be gay


10:24 <@   criswell> | schultmc: for like 2 weeks all superbenk was talking about was his "beach day"
10:25 <@  superbenk> | hah!? wtf?
10:25 <@  superbenk> | it was 1 day!
10:25 <@   schultmc> | that must've been when I was busy working for free
10:25 <@  superbenk> | it lasted about 2 mins
10:25 <@   schultmc> | until I got a job i was super busy w/ progeny crap
10:25 <@   criswell> | "omgz! i'm like totally going on my beach day! and i'll get a total tan LOL! =^.^="
10:25 <@   schultmc> | hah
10:25 <@   schultmc> | what beach?
10:25 <@  superbenk> | then you went on some long ass rant about how I called it a 'beach day' instead of 'a day at the beach'
10:26 <@   schultmc> | heh
10:26 <@   criswell> | superbenk: because you sounded like a little girl
10:26 <@  superbenk> | how does 'beach day' sound more girly than 'a day at the beach' ???
10:26              * | schultmc rings criswell's doorbell and offers to sell him widgets
10:26 <@   criswell> | "omgz! i totally shaved my bikini line for my beach day and then it was cancelled! ; ;"
10:26 <@   schultmc> | ONOZ!
10:26 <@   schultmc> | beach day does sound more girly