(10:50:21) criswell: okay... if you are every stuck with nothing to eat but disgusting Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Beans... here is the order you should eat them in (in order of disgustingness... from least to most)
(10:50:32) criswell: 1) Grass... Undoubtedly the best flavored one
(10:50:42) criswell: 2) Dirt ... so close to grass, it isn't bad
(10:50:51) criswell: 3) Soap
(10:50:59) criswell: 4) Earthworm ... like Dirt with meat
(10:51:05) criswell: 5) Black Pepper
(10:51:11) criswell: 6) Earwax
(10:51:16) criswell: 7) Spagetti
(10:51:20) criswell: 8) Booger
(10:51:34) criswell: 9) Bacon
(10:51:37) criswell: 10) Sardine
(10:51:41) criswell: 11) Vomit
(10:51:45) criswell: there
(10:51:47) criswell: that's it
(10:51:48) superbenk: spaghetti & bacon are that gross?
(10:51:51) criswell: yes
(10:51:54) superbenk: I like sardines
(10:52:04) criswell: they are gross because they are jelly beans that taste like sardines
(10:52:07) criswell: i like sardines too
(10:52:22) criswell: vomit is the worst tho
(10:52:41) superbenk: ah, got it
(10:52:45) superbenk: that's gross then
(10:52:50) criswell: anytime a jelly bean tastes like bile... it's a bad thing