Conversation with #email@example.com at Tue 16 Jan 2007 09:16:26 AM EST on firstname.lastname@example.org/Laptop (jabber)
(02:10:08 PM) sam: GAH THIS ISN'T SO FUCKING HARD! JUST MAKE THE DAMNED ACCOUNT YOU NAZI BASTARD!!!!!
(02:10:43 PM) sam: FUCKING HELL ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA SHOW UP AT ****** WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN!
(02:11:36 PM) sam: Me: I need account X made on the development box for automated development purposes... please make it.
(02:11:46 PM) sam: Admin: Why do you need this account? What purpose?
(02:12:00 PM) sam: Me: Automated development, like I said. It's not important. Just make the account.
(02:12:08 PM) sam: Admin: Why should I make the account, you have an account.
(02:12:32 PM) sam: Me: Listen, I just need the account for automated purposes. It doesn't matter. I need it for my job. Just make it.
(02:12:37 PM) sam: Admin: But why?
(02:12:43 PM) sam: Me: Because I need it.
(02:12:51 PM) sam: Admin: But why should I make it when the sky is blue?
(02:13:03 PM) sam: Me: What? Just make the account. It's not important.
(02:13:20 PM) sam: Admin: I don't understand, I think my brain just fell out of its pan. Where's my mommy?
(02:13:31 PM) sam: Me: GAH! Just give me admin access and I'll do it.
(02:13:43 PM) sam: Admin: Wait. Are these my pants? Where's my bunny? Mommy?
(02:13:46 PM) sam: Me: GAH!
(02:14:03 PM) sam: Admin: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee The admin you need is no longer in service... Please try your request again....