Once, long ago, in an IRC channel very very useless, a bot was made for the expressed purpose of insulting one "Ginsu_Squirrel". This bot was tweaked
and worked on all morning long, and the denizens of that IRC channel sat waiting, patiently, for Ginsu_Squirrel to show up. At around 3:58pm EST they were not
Conversation with #tfug at 2005-07-08 09:06:55 on firstname.lastname@example.org (irc)
(09:07:00) The topic for #tfug is: Welcome to TFUG (Tucson Free Unix Group)! || It's really all about the reubens... || http://www.tfug.org || Hate-O-Meter: http://hackers.progeny.com/~sam/ZZ-Junk/things_i_hate.html
(15:38:48) Ginsu_Squirrel [~email@example.com] entered the room.
(15:38:50) G-Rex: Hello, Ginsu_Squirrel, you dill-hole
(15:39:12) Ginsu_Squirrel: wtf
(15:39:21) aargh: oh god i'm gonna die laughing
(16:02:08) Ginsu_Squirrel left the room.
(16:02:08) Ginsu_Squirrel [~firstname.lastname@example.org] entered the room.
(16:02:09) G-Rex: Hello, Ginsu_Squirrel, you dill-hole
(16:02:15) Ginsu_Squirrel: i really hate you
(16:35:09) Ginsu_Squirrel left the room.
(16:35:09) Ginsu_Squirrel [~email@example.com] entered the room.
(16:35:11) G-Rex: Ginsu_Squirrel - You are nothing but a goatish bag of beef-witted gunk.
(16:35:17) aargh: LOL
(16:35:24) superbenk: lmao!
(16:35:25) Ginsu_Squirrel: oh
(16:35:25) criswell: again :-)
(16:35:26) Ginsu_Squirrel: op with a -
(16:35:28) Ginsu_Squirrel: intersting syntax
(16:35:41) mode (+o Ginsu_Squirrel ) by ChanServ
(16:35:42) mode (+b *!*grex@*.progeny.com ) by Ginsu_Squirrel
(16:35:42) G-Rex left the room (Kicked by Ginsu_Squirrel (Ginsu_Squirrel)).
(16:35:55) superbenk: wtf?!
(16:36:06) jdr: mate
(16:36:10) aargh: heh
(16:36:14) superbenk: ya
(16:37:15) mode (+o jdr ) by ChanServ
(17:26:38) G-Rex: Ginsu_Squirrel - You are nothing but a tempestuous pile of dizzy-eyed squirrel.
(17:32:07) Ginsu_Squirrel: wtf
Eventually the bot was renamed as "Ginsult" and experienced a short life (around 2 to 3 months) insulting Ginsu_Squirrel (and a few others... but mostly just Ginsu) in #tfug. Ginsult is also the reason that superbenk locked down #tfug so that bots like Ginsult could never be kicked again.