Actually said to fellow employees in IRC...

(14:48:41) criswell: and where the hell are you guys?
(14:48:47) criswell: you guys all off wanking?!
(14:48:49) criswell: bastards
(14:48:57) criswell: bloody, wanking, bastards
(14:49:36) criswell: limp-wristed, anally dripping, steaming piles of aborted elephant fetuses
(14:49:43) criswell: you all make me sick
(14:49:45) criswell: SICK