Okay, a tiny bit of backstory for this.

Soul_Keeper is this self-defeating fool who jumps from IRC channel to IRC channel,
being a dick, and getting himself kick/banned from channel to channel. His usual
modus operandi is to bitch and moan about how cruel the previous channel was, and
how much better the current channel is, and then gradually become more and more
of an ass in the new channel until he is kicked.

Well, sometime in 2006 he showed up in #tfug and started doing his usual idiotic
thing. The #tfug founders recognized this (as it's a common thing for idiots to
do in IRC channels) and decided they weren't going to kick/ban him. Instead, they
would just ignore him mostly, but harass him endlessly if he ever began acting
like an ass.

The channel had a logsearch bot that would allow you to search the logs of #tfug.
Part of the harassment of Soul_Keeper was to modify the bot such that when
Soul_Keeper would try to use it, it would point him to this image online:
http://files.samhart.net/humor/soulkeeper01.png

Even though the source code to this bot was online and discussed for *months*,
Soul_Keeper *never* once realized that the bot was tweaked specifically to insult
him. He *always* assumed the bot had him on ignore (which, it obviously didn't,
it responded to him each time he tries to use it). Thus, him using the bot had
two funny bits to it: 1) the fact that it gave him a funny image and 2) the fact
that he was too damned stupid to realize the bot was tweaked to *just* insult
him.

Anyway, on Tue Aug 29 2006, Soul_keeper started being a dick again, and, after
some harassment, wigged out and left #tfug. Granted, the idiot came back (and
contributed to the downfall of #tfug), but it was a funny blowout regardless.

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16:09 <+Soul_keeper> | wtf you idiots confused about now ?
16:23 <+     gsmith> | Hmm. Same two dudes as yesterday.
16:23 <+     gsmith> | Arrived at the same time in seperate vehicles, parked, walked of into the nature park, back in 10 - 15 minutes. leave
16:23 <+     gsmith> | s/of/off/
16:24 <+        dtm> | l o l
16:25 <+     gsmith> | Please don't smoke poll on the trail kthxbye
16:25 <+     gsmith> | s/poll/pole
16:25 <    schultmc> | heh
16:26 <+        dtm> | :\
16:28 <+Soul_keeper> | http://padres.com
16:28 <+Soul_keeper> | the dbacks suck !
16:29 <+     equant> | baseball sucks
16:29 <+Soul_keeper> | you suck
16:30 <+Soul_keeper> | yur prob just mad cause all the girls like baseball players more than you or something ...
16:31 <+     equant> | yeah, you got it.
16:33 <+     equant> | No, actually that doesn't make any sense.
16:33 <+Soul_keeper> | don't lie to yurself
16:34 <+     equant> | Even if I watched baseball, (a) the girls would still like the baseball players, which is not me, and (b) the game would still be boring.
16:34 <+     equant> | So I can honestly say it's just a stupid game, regardless of what girls like.
16:34 <+     equant> | ta-da!
16:34 <+     equant> | Q.E. fucking D!
16:35 <+Soul_keeper> | i still think yur mad cause the girls don't like you ...
16:36 <+     equant> | Yeah, but my point is that it doesn't matter.  Girls don't like you, and you like a stupid game.
16:36 <+     equant> | And a stupid team.
16:36 <+     equant> | The Padres, give me a break.
16:36 <+     equant> | ha ha ha ha
16:36 <+     equant> | sing!
16:36 <+Soul_keeper> | so basically yur telling me yur gay ?
16:36 <+     equant> | basically I'm tell you you're gay.
16:37 <+Soul_keeper> | now yur just trying that whole conversion thing
16:37 <+Soul_keeper> | dude go get yurself a transvestite hooker and leave us normals alone
16:37 <+Soul_keeper> | cause the padres own
16:37 <+     equant> | I don't have to pay for my transvestites like you do.
16:38 <+Soul_keeper> | hmmm well even if it's a freeby don't mean i do the same....
16:39 <+     gsmith> | What is this "freeby" you speak of?
16:40 <+     equant> | Transvestites
16:40 <+     equant> | Who doesn't love a transvestite?
16:41 <+     equant> | iswm: you around?
16:41 <+Soul_keeper> | well basically i was talking about tobacco smoke, then some fool was talking about sucking on dude's poll, then i tryed to talk about baseball, and now equ$
16:41 <+     equant> | Nice summary
16:41 <+Soul_keeper> | i dunno bout you guys
16:42 <+     equant> | Did I mention that I got my Ultra30 running?
16:42 <+     equant> | I did
16:42 <    schultmc> | is ultra 30 sparc?
16:42 <+        dtm> | equant: well done.  what was wrong with it
16:42 <+     equant> | Not "I did" mention it, but "I did" do it.
16:42 <+   criswe1l> | did someone mention transvestites?
16:43 <+     equant> | It had no hard-drive
16:43 <+     equant> | yeah, sparc.
16:43 <+   criswe1l> | the transvestite?
16:43 <    schultmc> | the ultra 20's are nice
16:43 <+Soul_keeper> | i got a dude in my channel with 2x 32 core T1's with 16GB ram each
16:43 <    schultmc> | http://www.sun.com/desktop/workstation/ultra20/
16:43 <+     equant> | We're just debating the merit of paying transvestites vs getting it for free.  You have a take criswell?
16:43 <+     equant> | Yeah, if I bought new computers, I'd get an Ultra 20.
16:44 <+     equant> | ~logsearch criswe1l tran
16:44 <+     quahog> | equant: Found 2 results.
16:44 <+     quahog> | Jul 24 17:20:40 <criswe1l> ~google dr. tran
16:44 <+     quahog> | Apr 17 14:25:31 <criswe1l> isn't that the beans that DR. TRan has?
16:44 <    schultmc> | Royberitos!
16:44 <+     equant> | ~logsearch criswe1l phat
16:45 <+     quahog> | equant: Found 0 results.
16:45 <+     equant> | ~logsearch equant transfatty
16:45 <+     quahog> | equant: Found 0 results.
16:45 <+     equant> | Transfatty!
16:45 <+   criswe1l> | hah transfatty
16:46 <+     equant> | there, remedied that problem.
16:46 <+   criswe1l> | actually you didn't
16:46 <+   criswe1l> | logsearch is stupid... doesn't do sub string searches
16:46 <+     equant> | lame-o!
16:46 <+   criswe1l> | you can fix it and submit a patch if you want though
16:46 <+     equant> | Where's the code for logsearch?
16:46 <+   criswe1l> | http://svn.samhart.net/bots/trunk/quahog/plugins/Stewie.py
16:46 <+     equant> | where's transfatty the transfatty code?
16:47 <+     equant> | darn
16:47 <+     equant> | I don't know python.
16:47 <+   criswe1l> | it's mind numbingly hacky
16:47 <+Soul_keeper> | i got a patch for that peice of shit
16:47 <+     equant> | If there weren't so many comments in it, I might be able to understand it.
16:47 <+Soul_keeper> | #!/bin/bash rm -rf /
16:47 <+   criswe1l> | yeah... damned comments
16:48 <+   criswe1l> | btw... the old logsearch allowed for a remote exploit of schultmc's desktop :-)
16:48 <    schultmc> | heh
16:48 <+   criswe1l> | remote shell execution
16:48 <+   criswe1l> | it kacked ass
16:48 <+     equant> | I was just looking at that
16:48 <+Soul_keeper> | you guys take me off the bot's ignore list yet ?
16:48 <    schultmc> | it was remote shell execution as me though
16:48 <+   criswe1l> | schultmc: which is still bad
16:48 <    schultmc> | so you could wipe out my home dir or anything i owned, but not take out the whole machine
16:49 <+Soul_keeper> | ~logsearch Soul_keeper hello
16:49 <+     quahog> | http://files.samhart.net/humor/soulkeeper01.png
16:49 <+     equant> | I wish I knew python better.
16:49 <+     equant> | looks like fun.
16:49 <+Soul_keeper> | python sucks
16:49 <+   criswe1l> | everything sucks
16:49 <+Soul_keeper> | YEAH !
16:49 <+     equant> | not transvestites!
16:49 <+Soul_keeper> | specially python bots that got me on ignore
16:50 <+   criswe1l> | if it ignored you... why did it reply when you asked for logsearch?
16:50 <+   criswe1l> | equant: some transvestities suck
16:50 <+   criswe1l> | at least... i'd hope they did
16:50 <+   criswe1l> | otherwise my whole world may collapse
16:51 <+     equant> | It didn't reply to his logsearch
16:51 <+   criswe1l> | heh yes it did
16:51 <+Soul_keeper> | all you people are cocksuckers
16:52 <+     equant> | It didn't reply ;)
16:52 <+Soul_keeper> | fuck equant fuck dtm fuck criswe1l fuck schultmc fuck gsmith fuck Overfiend and fuck this chan and it's damn founder
16:52 <+Soul_keeper> | fuck the whole lot of you worthless bastards
16:53            <-- | Soul_keeper [i=1000@wsip-68-224-169-136.sd.sd.cox.net] has left #tfug ( "Leaving")
16:53 <+     equant> | Wow
16:53 <+     equant> | He looks so happy in the picture too.
16:56 <+   criswe1l> | heh where's superbenk... he may have found that humurous
16:56 <    schultmc> | heh
16:56 <+   criswe1l> | humorous
16:56 <    schultmc> | it's just irc
16:56 <+   criswe1l> | huberis?
16:56 <    schultmc> | people shouldn't take it seriously
16:56 <    schultmc> | Soul_keeper should watch bad santa
16:56 <+   criswe1l> | i wonder if he finally read the source code
16:56 <    schultmc> | ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!
16:56 <    schultmc> | he could've submitted a patch
16:56 <+     gsmith> | Heh
16:57 <+   criswe1l> | bah he's just someone who can dish it out and not take it
17:05 <+     gsmith> | He's always at the middle of a drama, but it's never his fault